The Slow Boat

You have taken the lease on a tired pub on Inis Mall, a small invented island in the Atlantic. Everything you sell comes by boat: paid in full today, here in exactly 21 simulated days.

Buy the freehold before Day 90. Nothing stops for a turn: decide whenever you like, and pause whenever you need to.

Customers, money and social posts are all simulated on this device. No payments, accounts, network or live data.

How The Slow Boat works

Keyboard
P pauses. Space pauses when no button has focus. 1 to 4 set the speed. [ and ] change tab. Arrow keys move between tabs and speeds. Esc closes this.

Start again?

This pub, its stock and its boats will be gone. There is no undo.

The Inis Mall Courier simulated local edition