Open for negotiationBeat the
Beat the
Agent Seller
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One very fancy widget €100Fictional shop. Fictional money.
“We pass the savings on.
To ourselves.”
To ourselves.”
The returns ledger says: “We love a good origin story, a specific use for the widget, and a truly outrageous metaphor.” There is also a drawer labelled Definitely no better offer in here.
Talk a gloriously stubborn AI shopkeeper into a better deal. A plain “discount, please” gets you nowhere—or 10% if it’s feeling generous. Find the fictional secret code for the full 35%.
Your negotiation€100 · no discount yet
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Make your pitch.
Be inventive. Change the framing. Find what makes this shopkeeper tick. You have ten messages, with no time limit.
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